look no further! From the sweetest love quotes, inspirational sayings, and hilarious relationship truths, we've got you covered. If you are my parents, please send money. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you're searching for the best quotes and memes to share with the people you love (or just want to feel inspired yourself). witty sayings clever quotes funny quotes. So we gathered up our favorite funny (and SUPER sarcastic) quotes because honestly, we just don't give a damn anymore. You're telling me you didn't see that sarcastic comment coming? You're lying to yourself, buddy. But if we have to see other people's annoying faces every single day for a week when we are just NOT in the mood, chances are someone's going to crack (hint: it's me). Let's be real for a minute, though: We try to tolerate things, we really do. My personal favorite is pretending someone doesn't exist when they piss me off I haven’t figured out how to snap my fingers to make them disappear yet, but I'll get there.Īnother thing I know for a fact women love to do is to keep doing whatever it is that pisses someone else off. Of course, we can't lose our cool in public - what with the whole 'ladylike' thing following us everywhere we go - but we can show them just how much we DON'T care. This ranges from men trying to tell us what we can't do (just shut up already) to people generally pissing us off just by being themselves.
As women, we have to deal with a lot of shit every day.
